Being a man of the world, a man of toil, a man of good standing and morals, I spend much of my day passing pleasantries in the marketplace with the fine people of this city as they go about their business (and I go about mine.) One passes the quiet hours as one can, of course, but at times one has to make one's own entertainment.
So, I give you...
THE HOT LIST
(The so-called hot-list has been scribbled out, but there were obviously five names)